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Does Hallmark make “I’m sorry your illegal boyfriend got deported back to Mexico” cards??

Because I could really use one right now.
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Biggest pet peeve ever: when people pronounce “when” as “Hwhen”, “what” as “Hwhat”, “why” as “Hwhy”, etc. The “h” is AFTER the “w” and it is fucking SILENT. TALK LIKE A REAL FUCKING PERSON.
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explainlater: Jordan Buckley, Every Time I Die (3d). Slam Dunk North. Stylus, Leeds. 2012.

explainlater:

Jordan Buckley, Every Time I Die (3d). Slam Dunk North. Stylus, Leeds. 2012.

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Yeezy taught me. Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Feeling really fucking discouraged today about absolutely everything.
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In any other profession, telling a parent to put scotch tape over their child’s butthole would be severely frowned upon. Not in nursing.
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